Jazzhoops

 
Jazz Story
by columnist Kelly Dwyer

The Utah Jazz, much like their musical namesake, are an acquired taste. You may not get it at first, but once you’re in, you’re in: tapping your toes and saluting the solos, throwing out your favorite practitioners in a reverential yet exuberant tones. Miles, Max, Malone. Sonny, Stan, Stockton. Soon you’re seeing and hearing things that no one else seems to get, and every other style seems so…boring.

Boring? Isn’t that what jazz is all about? Isn’t that what the Jazz are all about? While I’ll refrain from going as far as to say, 'for the uninformed, maybe;' I do hope that someday history will give these two J’s a kinder look. At the very least, Utah’s Jazz could go to Europe, to tour and play before the fawning 'informed,' who relish the sounds of the 'geniuses' in action. Then the whole band could retire for good, fortunes in hand, ready to live that lush life. On Green Dolphin Street, perhaps.

Now, I’m not saying that the famous Utah Jazz we all know and love are on-court carbon copies of the musical idealism known as jazz, but the similarities are there. Take bebop, usually the most copied and best loved style of jazz. Bebop is marked by wild improvisations, jaw-dropping soloists, minimalist instrumentation, and a dangerous respect for both tradition and deviation. Tradition is key, however. The players still jam on the standards, the famous songs penned by the Gershwins, Porters, Ellingtons, and Cahns of the world. They still use the traditional instruments: piano, bass, drums, trumpet, sax. With that foundation, they go wild.

The player must have excellent technique, a love of their instrument and a reverence for their craft. The player must be able to interact with others, selflessly giving up what is necessary for the good of the performance, while always remembering that their individual brilliance is the reason they are up on stage in the first place. The player must be able to think on their feet, and make sound decisions at a moment’s notice.

The melody is king, you don’t want to deviate too much, because there was a reason why these songs sounded so good in the first place. But nobody wants to hear the same record over and over, which is why you must take chances. It is cruelly important to the life of the song, and the spirit. As the listener learns more and more, he or she begins to understand the nuance, and embrace what becomes the obvious. Whether it becomes a way of life or not, the fan is hooked, as each new experience with the craft becomes more and more rewarding.

The problem is, as the craft becomes more and more diluted, most fans don’t realize what they have until it is gone for good. I implore you to appreciate the Utah chapter of this jazz milieu before their time runs out.

The Utah Jazz are living remnants of an era gone by. Their way sticks out like a sore thumb, a tenor saxophone straining to be heard amongst the blare of drum machines and adolescent-orientated packaging. They are insufferably predictable, brilliantly consistent, and they continue to defy the odds of surviving among the changing times. Attitudes sway, fashions come and go, and other outfits take over the top of the charts. The Jazz play on, trading fours and executing with aplomb. 50 wins, 50 wins, 50 wins…

Usually, as with all prejudices, the differences bring out the hate. I felt it too, on both counts, with the music and the team. Not just indifference. Not just, 'the Jazz, yeah, boring.' No, nobody stops at that. It’s always 'the Jazz? Lord, I HATE 'EM!' Think about tuning in to TNT on a Tuesday night: 'Jazz against the Spurs? Crap!' Admit it, you’d rather watch Warriors/Kings.

And, yes, the formula is the same. These guys have been at or above a .573 winning percentage for thirteen seasons, and stand an easy chance to eclipse that mark this year. They run variations of a staid pick-and-roll offense that utilize the same two principal avatars, John Stockton and Karl Malone, and rarely score on a half-court play that wasn’t called from sidelines by coach Jerry Sloan. Every year they seem to shuttle in a veteran big man to help with depth and foul the opposing big men. Every year they come off to the media as either useless cliché mongers, or grizzled blowhards who let off steam in all the wrong ways. Every year they contend for the best record in the West, and every year their championship dreams fall short.

Every summer they head home with their heads held high, and set out to initiate a series of improvements that will ensure another stellar season the next year. No muss, no fuss. You may not like watching them, you may not like listening to them, you may not like thinking about them. But you have to respect the Utah Jazz. Whether you’ve given it to them or not, they’ve earned your respect, year in and year out.

Last year was no different. The Jazz should have been reeling from a second round loss the year before, seemingly blowing their best chance for a title in the Jordan-excepted lockout season. For what felt like the sixth year in a row, rebuilding should have been on the horizon. The Lakers were finally ready to rule the West. Portland, the team that had knocked them out of the playoffs by exposing Utah’s limited athleticism, boasted several dangerous new additions. Phoenix added Eastern superstar Anfernee Hardaway. Sacramento came within a jump hook of taking Utah down the year before, and their young team could only improve. San Antonio, for years Utah’s strongest rival in the Midwest, was coming off their first title. Utah’s time was up. Again.

The Jazz’ core was weakened even more by the free agent defection of guard Shandon Anderson to the Houston Rockets. Anderson took a five million-dollar pay cut to play for what turned out to be a lottery team. The only additions the Jazz managed to come up with were black hole forward Armen Gilliam and journeyman center Olden Polynice, a cancerous tumor to nearly every team he had joined up with prior to 1999-00. Everyone was a year older, the West was as stronger than steel, and the Jazz were primed for a fall. So what’d they do? Win, win, win…

55 wins, in fact. Everyone played to their ability, turning in consistent performances and inspired competitiveness. Jerry Sloan did a masterful job of alternating the proud veteran minutes with the eager leanings of his solid rookies: Quincy Lewis and Scott Padgett. Polynice started, Greg Ostertag relieved, and the two combined for a solid output at center: 42 minutes, 9.8 points per game, 11.5 rebounds, and 3.1 blocks. Better yet, although they possess the worst two pairs of hands in recent NBA history, the two only managed to cough up the ball a meager 1.9 times a game. Compare that to Theo Ratliff (1.9 in ten less minutes), Luc Longley (1.9 in 19.7), and Vlade Divac (2.3 in 29 minutes). It doesn’t absolve them from the groans of the Delta Center crowd after another would-be assist deflects out of bounds, but numbers sometimes help the pain go down a little smoother.

Guard play was solid, and sometimes spectacular. Jeff Hornacek’s last go-round was a memorable one, he may have been a problem on defense, but the fans were delighted at the prospect of another year of long range brilliance and impromptu mid-range feats of fancy. John Stockton remained one of the game’s sagest playmakers, managing eight and a half assists in less than thirty minutes. Stock attacked the rim a great deal, more than we’ve seen him do in years, and kept the defense on its heels with clutch shooting.

Quincy Lewis looks like a solid pickup, his defense is sound and he should really contribute once the team learns how to use his mid-range game more effectively. Howard Eisley saw time at shooting guard, improved shooting will do that, but Stockton’s caddy decided to carry bags for Dallas’ Steve Nash last summer.

The real story of the Jazz’ spectacular season was Karl Malone, who turned in another magnificent year at power forward. Just a year after taking home the MVP award, (a dodgy vote tainted by his worst statistical season in years, better campaigns from Tim Duncan and Alonzo Mourning, and a second round playoff exit), Malone more than made up with a brilliant year.

Sporting a shaved head and fu manchu, a defiant middle finger in the face of those who can’t handle the country and western All-Star, Malone remained an unstoppable force on offense and a perfect example in the locker room. 82 games. 35.9 minutes. 25.5 points, 9.5 rebounds, 3.7 assists. Scowls to burn and wins to spare. He may not have many friends around the league, but who needs chums when you can play ‘til May?

The best part of last year was the feeling of overachievement. While some Jazz fans may disagree with this, it often felt as if Utah was playing on borrowed time. When you’ve been picked to take a dive six years running, making a strong showing in the second round is downright admirable. Follow that up with one of the best Utah offseasons in recent memory, and even Jerry Sloan may crack a smile this year.

Perhaps inspired by their Eastern Conference brethren, the Indiana Pacers, the Jazz selected high school product DeShawn Stevenson with their first round pick. It was a rare showing of derring-do by the Jazz, even if the 23rd pick was a low risk transaction. As the summer droned on, it became clearer and clearer that Howard Eisley was in no mood to return to the Jazz. In a pointless retelling of last year’s clash between agent Dan Fegan and the Jazz front office, Eisley dribbled to Dallas, saving his muscatel for a low salary and continued reserved existence.

In return for their troubles, Utah had one and they wanted four, the Jazz picked up Golden State hybrid forward Donyell Marshall. The team also picked up all-around veteran forward Danny Manning after the Kansas product had his contract bought out by the Bucks.

Last year’s squad had only Eisley and jump hook victim Armen Gilliam as bench contributors, unless you count fouls as contributions, then Greg Ostertag should have been Sixth Man of the Year. This year Jerry Sloan has a plethora of veteran options to mix and match with. Most notable among the new additions is streak shooting guard John Starks, late of the Warriors, who can play either guard slot and boast tough-nosed defense. Though Starks, at barely 6’5', isn’t much of an improvement over the late Jeff Hornacek; he will claw and scrape just as well as his predecessor did.

Starks’ age is a question, and so is his shooting. He isn’t nearly as consistent (35%) as Hornacek (48%) was from deep, and he isn’t much for spotting up. Starks is at his best running a screen/roll, which shouldn’t be a problem for the Jazz, but how much do you want Stockton on the weak side watching Starks executing Stockton's own trademark play? And how well does that run with Jacque Vaughn, a solid point man who struggles with shooting, spotting up? The answer might be to run Starks as a point guard more often.

Or to not start him at all. John can be a great third guard, he is a former Sixth Man Award winner, and Bryon Russell can easily slip into the shooting guard slot as a starter. On a team like the Jazz, the only differences between shooting guard and small forward are who guards whom, and Russell is coming off a career year. Start Marshall at small forward, bring Manning off the bench in back of Malone, and you could have an answer. Or how about Stevenson? He can’t play more than twenty minutes a game, but he could give you some scoring at the beginning of each half, and pick up some early fouls on the opponent.

The beauty in all this is that Sloan can actually consider all these veteran combinations, and not have to worry about how each of them will affect his two superstars. In Stockton and Malone, he has two franchise stalwarts who give their best no matter what the surroundings look like. This goes back to the jazz equation. Even with an avant-gardist like Cecil Taylor laying down the melodies, John Coltrane still blew better than anyone else. Miles Davis’ band may have kept changing, but the soul was the same.

Stockton and Malone aren’t the jazziest cats around. Malone is as country as the Louisiana swamps, and Stockton comes off as bland the polo shirts he wears to each game. But in their hearts, you can tell where the inspiration comes from. Maybe someday, after all this is over, they’ll find their true calling.

Perhaps ten, twenty years from now; we’ll see them again. Of course, by then they’ll be sporting berets, soul patches and multi-colored sweaters. Blowing and tinkling down in some dive of a bar, backs to the audience, playing away. The chemistry will always be there, but the surprise will always be how much they pull out of the cats they jam with.

'Just pick and roll, man, pick and roll. And watch me for the changes…'