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PETA to sue Jazz over alleged abuse of Bear

 

SALT LAKE CITY-  PETA (People for the ethical treatment of animals) have announced they will file suit against the Utah Jazz for mistreatment of the Jazz bear according to our unreliable source. PETA contends the Utah Jazz has endangered Bear many times with dangerous stunts, and does not include enough nuts and berries in his diet.  JazzHoops tried to contact Bear to get his side of this issue, but was told Bear was busy spending time with his family who have just come out of hibernation.  – full article


Boozer and Williams to be in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

 

Carlos Boozer and Deron Williams of the Utah Jazz and Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic have possibly been signed to appear in  three episodes of The Sarah Connor Chronicles television show for next season. All three will play rogue cyborgs from the future in the hot new science fiction series from Fox television. Filming will take place in September after the three NBA players return from the  Beijing Olympics. The series films in and around Los Angeles, but JazzHoops has learned that two of the episodes may be filmed in Park City. Tentative airing will be in February of 2009.  – full article


 John Stockton to appear on Dancing with the Stars

 

JazzHoops has learned from our questionable sources that the hit show, Dancing with the Stars, has been in contact with John Stockton to appear on next years show.  According to our sources, Utahn Julianne Hough has been picked as his dance partner. Hough was reportedly also sent by the shows producers to Spokane to convince Stockton, who sources say has been a vocal fan of the show for several seasons now. Stockton, a former point guard for the Utah Jazz  and Hough will be practicing at Center Stage in Orem after this season of
Dancing with the Stars concludes. – full article

  FINAL

    SCHEDULE

Utah      129

Minnesota

87

Record 49-26

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UTAH JAZZ MEDIA NEWS

PLAYER SITES

  Mehmet Okur

Matt Harpring

 

Kyle Korver

 

Paul Millsap

 

Deron Williams

 

Andrei Kirilenko

 

 
 

John Deere honors Sloan

Mehmet Okur to be isolated

John Hollinger scam?

Korver poll
It has been rumored for a while, and now we can report the rumors may be true. John Deere could possibly name a tractor after Jazz coach Jerry Sloan. Model 5525 has been tabbed as the possible  recipient of the signature "Jerry Sloan special". John Deere did not return our call which might of been to a wrong number.   – full article

Our outside sources are reporting that Utah Jazz center Mehmet Okur will be kept in isolation in the basement of the Jazz arena until the season ends. Okur has experienced several bouts of flu this season, and stipulations in his contract allow the Jazz to remove players from the general public for the good of the team.  – full article

It's been learned by Jazzhoops that John Hollingers "per" numbers were possibly used by NBA refs to place bets in Las Vegas. Hollingers "per" statistics were alleged to have been modified by horse racing fans to give them an edge over other gamblers. Since the majority of the refs using them lost money, the investigation was dropped. .

In our exclusive poll 75% of single women in Utah admit that they would be willing to be part of a polygamous relationship with Kyle Korver.  Surprisingly, Korvers biggest support came from Utah county where over
83% of respondents were agreeable to the situation, Tooele county came in last with only 34%. – full article

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