(IP) Salt Lake
City- The Utah Jazz announced today that Chuck Norris has agreed
to acquire a forty percent share of the Utah Jazz. Utah majority
owner Larry Miller was quoted saying: "I hope Mr. Norris
will bring some needed toughness to the Utah Jazz organization".
As part of the deal KJZZ television will form a new joint venture
with Mr. Norris to film a television series called "Walker,
Utah Highway Patrol".
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Chuck Norris Biography-
Name- Carlos Ray Norris
Date of birth (location) 10 March 1940
Ryan, Oklahoma, USA
| When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every
night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. |
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| Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice. |
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| There is no theory of evolution. Just
a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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| Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and
Kill. |
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| Scientists in Washington have recently
conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would
remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris. |
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| Chuck Norris only once backed down from
a fight. In 1986 against Jerry Sloan. He was so upset he
roundhouse kicked a reactor in Chernobyl. |
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